I have had the pleasure of using sex toys in my personal life for many years and have noticed something about the industry. The vast majority of the items available have been geared towards women with very little shelf space dedicated towards masturbation tools for men. What products these retailers do have are more gimmick than effective. The pocket pussy of the past was a cheaply designed and manufactured novelty for lack of a better term. Little thought was given to making aids for men that were well designed or functional.
But in the last few years all that has begun to change.
There are companies popping up whose goals are to satisfy men’s cravings by offering masturbation aids that men actually want to use. With this in mind, I have been looking for a suitable men’s masturbator for the last several months. One name that I stumbled upon was Suckatash Men’s Toys, who has just unveiled for our collective enjoyment The Booty. They sent us one for free to review. Needless to say, we were VERY excited.
Suckatash Men’s Toys & The Booty
While ‘window’ shopping on their website (www.suckatashmenstoys.com) I became interested in The Booty for a few key reasons. The first thing that caught my attention was its’ weight: nearly ten pounds was the claim made on the website. Another aspect of The Booty that intrigued me was the different ‘textures’ inside of her. The website promises different stimulation in each of her two cavities; many sex toys for men don’t offer any texture or use a single design for the entire toy. Finally, the website itself is very classy with no nudity or offensive images to worry about, making Suckatash Men’s Toys a very non-threatening choice.
Being a new company with a new product roll-out, the fellows at Suckatash generously sent me out one of their amazing Booties to review. After three days of using my new friend I hope to express to you, the reader, of The Booty’s value so that you can enjoy better orgasms just like I am learning to do.
I ordered my Booty from www.suckatashmenstoys.com on the evening of April 23rd with the ordering process taking no more than five minutes. I was pleased with the ease of placing my order, which can sometimes be a hassle when ordering through less user friendly websites. One thing to remember about the ordering process is that a shipping fee will apply: for me in Michigan it was $20. Shipment was handled by FedEx with tracking available, so you will know when it is delivered.
The Booty is Shipped Discreetly
Don’t worry about running home to get the box off of your porch, because your Booty is shipped completely inconspicuously. It arrived at my door in a plain brown box with two labels on it: the first a FedEx label with only my name and the sender (MJ Products) on it, and a much smaller one with tracking numbers on it. FedEx left mine on my front porch in a neighborhood with homes very close to one another and I wasn’t at all worried about offending anyone after seeing how my Booty was packaged.
The Booty arrived exactly one week later and was waiting for me when I got home. I eagerly grabbed her and brought her inside. The box dimensions are 161/2 inches wide by 20 inches tall by 8¾ inches deep. The box weighs 13.8 pounds when it arrives at your door. To give a sense of scale I will provide two more photos.
Opening the box, this is what I found:
Everything came as promised but with a small tear in the blue Booty box inside of the shipping box. This was purely a cosmetic issue as The Booty itself was just fine.
The first thing I was aware of as I took it out of its box was its weight. This sucker is hefty, which is good because it will stay put on whatever surface you put her on for use. It really does give the feel of a nice big and meaty ass. I weighed The Booty out of its box and found that mine weighs 11 pounds.
The second thing I noticed was the lifelike feel of the TPR which really does a good job of mimicking the feel of flesh. Both my girlfriend and I felt compelled to give her a good smack and squeeze to see how ‘fleshy’ The Booty is. We both agreed that in terms of feeling like flesh The Booty does a fantastic job. I was also aware of the lack of any foul chemical smell leaching from The Booty, always a concern with these types of masturbators.
I really wanted to see what textures were inside of The Booty so I spread her open to view her more closely. It appears that her Vagina is designed with dozens (at least – and I believe considerably more, but I can’t really count them) of little fingers sticking inward. This seems to do two things: first, it gives the sensation of having to force yourself past a tighter opening. It then directs all of the pressure inward along these fingers, producing what feels like hundreds of tiny of little appendages that simultaneously massage my entire length.
In addition, this directed pressure produces amplified stimulation at the points where contact is made. Meanwhile, her Ass is equipped with a number of ribbed rings encircling the inner diameter of the canal, creating concentric circular pressure. Again, the sensation of having to push against a tight opening is present but the feeling inside is quite different. Each of these closely spaced ribs give amazing sensations as you dig deeper!
Getting Down to Business with The Booty
When it comes down to business, The Booty absolutely delivers!
My first session with The Booty was a planned encounter with my partner. After a little light foreplay and intimacy between the two of us, it was finally time to see what The Booty could do. By this point it was a full day after The Booty had arrived and the anticipation was killing me. I took some water based lube (more on that later) and put it onto The Booty’s crack. With my hand I rubbed it into both holes using two fingers per hole, and then rubbed the remaining lube on my cock.
I slid myself into the vaginal opening while my partner watched. For me The Booty’s Vagina was nice, but it was when I switched holes that its true magic was revealed. The sensations running down the entire length of my cock at this point are very difficult for me to describe, but the description above is about as good as I can do. The Ass, with its many ribs, simultaneously squeezed and massaged my cock in a full 360 degrees, while a great deal of suction seemed to build up inside of her. In the end, it is this suction feeling that I believe makes her Ass a blast! In short, The Booty’s ass, for me, was incredible.
Getting more excited, I took The Booty off of the bed (it was a little too low to the ground for me to really work it) and moved her to the top of a dresser. I began to pump her harder when I noticed something interesting. It seems as if the ass may not have an air escape (the vagina goes all the way through the back of the toy allowing air to escape during use) leading to a condition in which The Booty quite literally begins to speak to you.
When using her rear entry with force I was pushing enough air into her for her to make a very audible slurp-popping noise. Now this by itself may be a little off-putting for some and certainly comical to me, but I feel as if in time I’d get used to it. The real problem for me would be using The Booty when other people are around. It seemed loud enough to definitely wake the house, and I therefore will not be using her Ass with any force unless no one is home.
I was enjoying our session very much but gave myself a little bit of performance anxiety and was unable to finish with my partner watching (maybe I was a little nervous, or I psyched myself out by waiting a day to use her?). I decided to put her away to try again sometime when there was less pressure.
The next morning I awoke several hours earlier than anyone else in the house, and still curious, grabbed for my Booty. After prepping her with lube, I entered her pussy. After a minute, remembering how much more I enjoyed her ass, I put it there being careful not to wake anyone. I’m not exaggerating when I write that during this second date with The Booty I ejaculated no more than 5 minutes after first entering her, and the orgasm reached was amazing! All of this may lead you the reader to wonder “what’s the ‘bottom’ line when it comes to The Booty?” When it comes to business, The Booty delivered for me, and I believe that it will for you also.
Booty Sex Doll Ass Images
Booty Care
I’ll now write about care for your Booty, which is important because if you take care of your Booty she’ll take care of you for many years to come. On the back of the box is some large info text detailing the care instructions for your Booty. Pay attention to the recommendations made and your Booty will love you for a very long time.
The first thing to be aware of is that The Booty is constructed from a material called Thermoplastic Rubber, commonly referred to as TPR. TPR is non-toxic, hypoallergenic, and Phthalate free, so you can use it without fear of dangerous chemicals leaching into your skin. It is a moderately porous material that can’t be sterilized in boiling water. Therefore, any antibacterial mild soap and water or an antibacterial sex toy cleaner will do the trick nicely. Remember only to use warm water, never hot, which can, again, damage your Booty. In addition, be certain to wash her immediately after every use and let her completely dry out before using her again.
Another note about TPR and your Booty seems applicable here. The porosity of the TPR from which she is constructed renders complete sterilization highly unlikely. Therefore, if you plan to use your Booty with another, or if you share her, remember to wear a condom!
The second consideration when it comes to care of your Booty is that silicone or oil based lubricants can actually break down TPR, so always use a water based personal lubricant that lists as its first ingredient water. A third consideration when buying TPR products is that they can become tacky after washing them. After your Booty dries, dust her with a little corn starch to keep her feeling nice and fleshy.
Keep in mind that in addition to shipping fees you’ll also have to purchase the lube and corn starch separately unless you already have them around the house. I personally much prefer silicone lubes to water based ones, and therefore didn’t have any water based. I also recognize how expensive lubes are getting and decided to check our local big box retailer that nearly everyone has in their area. They had a decent selection of personal lubes (including water based) that come more reasonably priced than from the sex toy store. Corn starch and lube cost me $9.00, not terrible.
The last piece of information I’d like to share regarding care of your Booty has to do with its storage. TPR can in time degrade when it comes into contact with other masturbation aids. It is therefore recommended that you store her alone in a plastic bag in a cool, dry spot. Mine fits comfortably (wrapped in a bag of course) in the box that she was shipped in under my bed; I’m sure she would also fit in most closets, either on the floor or up on a shelf.
In closing, there are many factors that should inform your decision as to which male masturbator is right for you. At $200 The Booty isn’t the cheapest alternative out there, but it definitely is not the most expensive either, far from it in fact. Every male masturbator that I have used in the past has left much to be desired. They’ve been flimsy and break after only a few uses. They are constructed from inferior materials, and seemed to be more ‘jokey’ than useful. The Booty, fortunately, is none of these things. It has been thoughtfully designed to last a long time and to provide the most pleasure possible. So, if you the reader is looking to move up in the sex toy market, or if you are considering making your first male masturbator purchase, The Booty should be at the top of your list.
This is the best male sex aid I’ve ever used, and I’m confident that you will love yours too!
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